100°F

England hit 100°F today for the first time since records began, back in 1875. Go England! Way to be really hot! I’m so glad we have no air-conditioning in our office – it gives me the opportunity to sweat out all those nasty ‘toxins’. (Adrienne maintains there is no such thing as toxins, hence the ‘scare quotes’). And they say global warming is a bad thing. Pshaw. Stupid scientists.

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