New Toothbrush Makes Other Toothbrushes Look Like Worthless Shit

I went ahead a bit the bullet and bought an Oral-B CrossAction toothbrush yesterday. It is a milestone in the evolution of toothbrush design. The cross-hatched bristles and extra-long PowerTip bristles really seem to get into all the nooks and crannies, and it has a big, grippy handle which is most comfortable to use. It’s wonderful that we live in an age where toothbrushes have become so perfectly evolved, don’t you think?

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5 Responses to New Toothbrush Makes Other Toothbrushes Look Like Worthless Shit

  1. the guvnoir says:

    Ah the joys of oral.B crossaction.Reminds me of brushing really was brushing.

  2. Chris says:

    Brushing? Pah! I won’t be happy until I can swill a cupletful of bacteria that scrape and digest the sugary deposits, then expire willingly, breaking down into spearmint-and-fluoride-flavoured molecular whitening compounds. That give me cool dreams.

  3. Juha says:

    If you want see / test totally new type toothbrush, please check :

    http://www.pumpbrush.com

    Kind regards,

    Pump & Brush Finland Oy

  4. Chris A. says:

    Dear Lord, have you actually been spammed by a man searching blogspace for references to toothbrushes?? I myself use a cross-action like the one you describe, but of course, being in America I have the one with the 256 kilobit encryption.

  5. Chris A. says:

    Also, in Britain the phrase “clean [one's] teeth” is often heard. In the US, the only verb allowed in that construct is “brush”.

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