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Mobile Clubbing

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This is the Mobile Clubbing event at Paddington Station, London, on 30 November 2006. It was a lot of fun. I danced next to Geoff Dyer for a while, which was nice, since I really like his books, particularly Yoga For People Who Can’t Be Bothered To Do It .

 

There were probably about 500 people there, and the atmosphere was just excellent, with lots of spontaneous waves of cheering erupting. Onlooking Police Ossifers even managed to crack a smile occassionally. I left after about an hour, having been filmed dancing by Reuters.

Here is a nice slideshow of photos by yappa.

Vinyl Rulz, OK?

I’m happy to announce the ’soft launch’ of VinylRulz.com, which I’ve been working on in dribs and drabs for the last several months. It’s not quite finished yet, but near enough for your perusal, I reckon. I hope you like it, but let me know if you think anything, like, sucks.

The proprietors - Ray and Danny - are great guys and it has been lovely working with them on it. If you are in London and want to visit an excellent and friendly record store specialising in techno, minimal, electro, breaks and house, why not check it out?

coffee machine!

We have a new Francis Francis X1 coffee machine at work. Yay! As a result, I’ve found that I can’t make latte for beans. I need to learn how to froth milk. Thank goodness, then, for the coffeegeek.com milk frothing guide. My colleague Anu tells me I need to ’surf the hole’…so there you go. I look forward to practising my barista skills, going forward. And saving quite a few quid per week into the bargain.

Rollerpublogging!

Creating a new niche literally almost every time I post these days, I’m now pioneering "rollerpublogging". I’m currently sitting in the Kingston Arms, Cambridge, after skating here very gingerly from the train station (why gingerly exactly, to be revealed forthcomingly…) and I’m enjoying a pint of Elgood’s Black Dog, having previously (just now) enjoyed a Hopback Brewery Entire Stout. Sadly, for some crazy reason, IE is the only browser installed on this admittedly gratis and free intarwebs terminal, and a hobbled version of IE at that, such that I can’t even open a new browser window (tabs are but a fond dream…) and as such can’t provide interactive hyperlinks currently to the aforementioned delightful pub, and beers. (Because I’d have to save this as a draft, then navigate to new page, copy URL [after I find it], return back to typepad page, open post again, paste in link url, repeat, and frankly who could be arsed?) Maybe I’ll go back later and add them in, who knows? Or do a guerilla install of Firefox on this, which I probably can’t due to various ’security’ measures. But I digress…

Anyway, I’m delighted to fulfil the request to blog the Kingston Arms which is in one of my comments which I can’t currently link to passim. It’s a delightful pub, a freehouse featuring an always interesting diversity of ales, some of which I am currently mixing with co-codamol and ibuprofen (for reason to be revealed real soon) to interesting effect.

So, yes, I’m trying to numb the pain. Yesterday I went for a skate at lunchtime and bugger me if it didn’t rain. So I decided to skate back to work in the rain, such is my dedication (hi Lee! :D), and on the way across Tower Bridge, despite trying to be ‘careful’, I hit a bit wet leaf and fell over, jarring my back and tearing a muscle. Which was very painful, let me tell you. But I’ll live, it’s not like I have a rare bone marrow disease. Sadly I wasn’t filming at the time of injury, but I was shortly beforehand so maybe I’ll also publish that footage at a later date. Because - and this really does amaze me, even though I am also already totally blasé about it - it is really easy to embed video footage into this blog which I flimed with my phone, while skating. And I’m, like, whatever. We’re so hard to please these days.

I’ll post part 2 of this blog after I’ve chatted a bit and had some dinner…

UPDATE: I suddenly felt quite monged and had to take a taxi home. Sorry about that.

Visit DanaWorld

Danaworld is the new(ish) blog of my lovely sister-in-law Dana Copithorne, whose debut novel The Steam Magnate was recently published by Aio Publishing. Check it out for samples of writing and some of Dana’s own artwork. And buy the book!

Lunchtime travelogue…

People often ask me - "Rik, what do you get up to at lunchtime, working right near Tower Bridge as you do?" So I thought I’d put together a little lunchtime travelogue for you all. This blog is so like interactive.

First I put my skates on, then I went to see what is in the Design Museum Tank at the moment. Turns out it was a bunch of weird chairs…

So, I made a mistake in my compelling narrative. They aren’t chairs by "Clay Maarten-Baas", rather, they are clay chairs by Maarten Baas. Wildly expensive clay chairs.

After getting my obligatory design-fix, I decided to skate over Tower Bridge…

Which was all very exciting. After skating along the north side of the river for a while (sorry, I couldn’t be arsed to film the Tower of London) I crossed back to the south side of the river via London Bridge and grabbed a coffee and a flapjack at Borough Market…

Monmouth Coffee Company does probably the best coffee in London. Look, you can almost smell the beans…

Having sat down and enjoyed my coffee I skated around a bit more, and then finally settled down for  lunch, which today was a lovely, fattening hot salt beef sandwich. Banjeroo and I are going on a cleansing diet starting this weekend, so I thought I should indulge. Plus it was cold and grey and miserable and it  cheered me up…

So that was my lunchtime. Food, exercise AND a travelogue/blog post. How is that for multitasking?

Skating through a hailstorm and narrowly missing a large anchor

Mikey Lambe asks "You know I’ve always wanted to see someone video themselves
rollerblading through a hailstorm and narrowly missing a large anchor.
Do you think you could do that?". Glad to oblige!

Borough Market skatethrough

 

Here is a short video I took while skating through Borough Market, the most upscale and posh foodmarket in London, which takes place every Friday just a little way from where I work. Yum! Borough Market is here.

This is also by way of  a test-post of VideoEgg, which is a rather spiffy video-sharing service (yes, another one…) VideoEgg is neat for a number of reasons: the encoding of .3gp format movies (which is what I generally have given I take most clips on my phone) seems better than Y**Tube, you can edit and trim videos on the site before uploading (you need to download a small widget first), it enables you to post directly to TypePad, Blogger, eBay (no more copying and pasting code…) and the videoegg site is nice and clean, and features rounded corners, which as we all know, is a good thing. If they can add tagging and a few other things, I’ll be superhappy.

Also also, this is a test-post for a new idea I have for "niche" or even "uberniche" blogging - rollermobilegeovideoblogging or "romogeovlogging" - which is me skating around filming stuff on my phone and talking shit, essentially. I think it could be a winner and will start up a dedicated blog any day now. Meanwhile, I implore you, dear readers, to suggest places in London (or Cambridge) that you would like me to romogeovlog! Go on, comment, please. It makes me happy…

World Usability Day

As just previously mentioned, today is World Usability Day. In order to celebrate this momentous occassion, I’ve decided to have a nice cup of coffee…

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MySpace dreams of usability

Last night, for the entire night, my dreams had a MySpace theme, in that each dream segment segued from a MySpace page into the dream, then into another MySpace page, and so on. Kill me now. So, I would arrive at the page of some friends, and then dreamagically enter into a sequence featuring said friends…sometimes I think I spend too much time on compooters…

The weird thing is, yeah, despite my being a ’social software geek’ by trade and having 39 billion MySpace friends, I don’t really use it much at all. Granted, I spent about half an hour the other evening reading Mike Davidson’s excellent "Hacking A More Tasteful MySpace" (great if you want to de-uglify your page, or, say, add a few billion friends via the magic of CSS…), but - that was just so that I could help some DJ friends to customise their pages. Yeah, I’ve got LOADS of DJ friends, haven’t you? What I really want is my own personal DJ…but I digress!

And so but anyway, it actually isn’t at all weird that I hardly use MySpace because - and this being World Usability Day I think it bears repeating for the zillionth time - in terms of usability MySpace is an UTTER CROCK OF SHIT. There, I said it. It just pains me to try to do anything on there, really. I mean, really. AND the markup is a hideous, old-school rat’s nest of nested tables, inline styling and other horrors. And apparently every single person on MySpace is in my extended network. Dudes, in that case, the entire world is in my extended network, surely? And yet somehow, despite being really quite a poor and irritating website, and one which I rarely use, it manages to infiltrate my dreams? For a whole night? What’s with that?

Don’t get me started on all that "thanks for the add" bollocks…




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